If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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