Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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