Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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