we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
