I could have mohawked her pubes.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
