brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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