Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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