Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
