Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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