Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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