We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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