Soap is not a condiment
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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