: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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