dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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