you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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