Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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