god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
