Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize