You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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