we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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