break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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