Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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