At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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