Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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