ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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