to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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