We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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