Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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