So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize