We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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