Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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