We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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