i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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