I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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