your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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