I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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