she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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