do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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