I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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