Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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