I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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