can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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