I didn't shave. On purpose
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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