I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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