And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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