Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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