We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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