Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
we should paint friendship bongs
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