You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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