So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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