Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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