Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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