Well apparently he's into motor boating.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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