i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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